The new Apple iPods and iMacs
Apple has always been known for their design, but the new Apple iPods and iMacs, with their matte silver aluminum-like look compared to their predecessors' shiny white surface, just look like they've been designed by Chris Bangle, the retarded chief designer from BMW.
Notice the "Bangle Butt," the huge ass lump on the trunk of the car, enough to fit all of Quagmire' s Asian prostitutes in the episode of Family Guy when Peter becomes a redneck and crashes his pickup truck into Quagmire's car, thus releasing all of the women from the trunk.
The new Apple design philosophy is just an absolute disaster. Pictures of the new ugly iPods can be seen in my objective article in the Baron Banner Online.
Windows 98 vs. Windows XP, Vista
Microsoft Office 97 vs. Microsoft Office 2003, 2007
Back in the day, Microsoft Windows 98 was my first computer. Although it basically had no graphics, was extremely slow, and had no hard drive space, it was extremely reliable and worked whenever I wanted to. Then, when I switched to Windows XP six years later, the first thing my computer did was crash due to the amount of viruses. Windows 98 has never crashed on me, albeit there were not as many viruses for Windows 98. And after my few years with Windows XP, the only thing was that it was just much prettier than the drab Windows 98. The same goes for Windows XP and Windows Vista, according to many reviews on the Internet. In addition, my Windows XP is becoming as slow as Windows 98 right now probably due to bad files in my large Internet cache (probably from all the porn sites I visit). And in my opinion, the same goes for Microsoft Office because there is nothing Microsoft Office 2003, the one I currently use, does better than my old Microsoft Office 97.
P.S. For all the Apple fanboys reading my post that think Macs are better than Windows 98, I will list the operating systems that I have used or tried from best to worst: Windows 98 (perfect), Windows XP (viruses), Windows Vista (no drivers or software support), IBM (don't know which release, but I remember using one in kindergarten to help with listening, speaking, and vocabulary, Mac OS X (it finally took Apple that long to close an application with a click on the window instead of going to the finder), Mac OS 9 (it was slow and unintuitive with window closing).
Macs suck big time because they lack the people that the sweaty, lard-ass CEO of Microsoft, Steve Ballmer, chant fourteen times in the following video.
P.S.S. The music in the background is "I Ran" by A Flock of Seagulls. The song is the theme music to Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, one of my favorite games and one of the best games of all time. The game is about protagonist Tommy Vercetti, who goes to a fictionalized city based on Miami, Florida that is called Vice City, to protect a drug deal. However, ambushers attack both parties in the drug exchange and steal both the cocaine and money. Tommy, in his process of taking revenge on the attackers, amasses a large criminal empire, and soon Sonny Forelli, his former boss of the Mafia that originally sent Tommy on the drug mission, wants a share of the profits. Tommy refuses, and on the final mission of the game, he kills Forelli, Forelli's henchmen, and a traitor named Lance Vance.
