Failed Therapy Session

Recently, I tried to solve my obsession with Titus by speaking to an online therapist named ELIZA. However, my session with her did not turn out so well. Below is the transcript of our conversation. "==>" indicates what I told ELIZA. If you want to have a therapy session with ELIZA, she can be found on http://bcs.worthpublishers.com/psychsim5/Computer%20Therapist/PsychSim_Shell.html. On that page, click the "NEXT" arrow until you are on the fourth page to talk to ELIZA.

==> I always feel an urging to talk about my hero, the Honorable Titus Jahng.
Tell me more about your hero, the Honorable Titus Jahng.
==> Well, Titus was the Editor-in-Chief for the Baron Banner last year. He also scored a 2380 on his SAT. He was one of the fastest runners on the cross country and track team. He should have been valedictorian, but his sport was not a weighted class and therefore lowered his GPA.
Have you told your instructor how you feel?
==> My instructor knows that I admire Titus.
Have you told your instructor how you feel?
==> YES, I HAVE!
Some people would congratulate you for that.
==> Okay?
Have you experienced any psychological problems or concerns that you can share with me?
==> I have a constant obsession with Titus.
Do you believe that this issue is part of your problem?
==> It probably is a problem, yet Titus is so perfect that anybody would admire him.\
Can you put your problem into words?
==> I HAVE PUT IT INTO WORDS! LEARN TO READ!

==> ANSWER ME!
What does that suggest to you?
==> It suggests that I am angry with you, you incompetent psychologist.
Did you come to me because you are angry with me, me incompetent psychologist?
==> No, I come to you because I have an obsession with Titus. However, your inferiority makes me irate.
Some people would congratulate you for that.
==> Why?
Because I think it's important.
==> That I become angry because you are a bad psychologist?
What makes you think I am a bad psychologist?
==> You have not solved my obsession with Titus.
I think that there's something interesting about your obsession with Titus.
==> It's just that Titus is the best person ever.
I see.
==> And he deserves to be admired.
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
==> LEARN TO READ!
Come, come, don't be so shy.
==> LEARN TO READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did you repeat yourself?
==> Because you won't listen to me
I'd be more interested in hearing about YOUR problems.
==> You won't listen to my problems

==> i.e. my obsession with Titus.
Tell me more about your obsession with Titus.
==> RESPOND!
Can you elaborate on that?
==> I told you before.
We were discussing you, not me.
==> That's why I told you about my obsession.
I think that there's something interesting about your obsession.
==> You know what, I'm outta here. I'll ask Titus about my obsession with him.

==> He is definitely a better psychologist than you are.

Assistance Needed to Capture Titus Jahng Imposter

On Friday, somebody sent me a Halloween gram allegedly from Titus Jahng. However, the handwriting on the card looks nothing like that of Titus, and if the gram had been sent to Cambridge, Massachusetts, and back, it obviously would have been much more dilapidated. I have uploaded scans of the card for others to examine the handwriting in order to apprehend the identity-stealing sender. I suspect that the sender is part of the Baron Banner, as Titus was, and that the low resolution picture was downloaded from a social networking site like Facebook. Please comment to contribute information about this occurrence or conjectures about the sender. Thank you.